I hate conspiracy theories. I hate when people get all nutty over them and think you are blind for not believing them. Why do I feel this way? Because the simple fact is, human beings cannot keep their mouths shut. Whether it’s because they have big egos and need to brag or because they confide in a spouse after sex, humans just aren’t that good at keeping secrets.
Some people would argue that the people behind a conspiracy would kill off those who might know and blab about the conspiracy. Well, wouldn’t all those deaths be a little suspicious?
You know…my God…it just occurred to me. I DO believe in one conspiracy theory. You want to know what it is?
I think there is a conspiracy to make people believe in conspiracy theories. That way they have all of us wasting our time chasing ghosts instead of the real enemy.
And who is the real enemy?
I dare not say. The Illuminati might be reading this page.